Friday, July 30, 2010

Mirror Mirror tell me the truth.....

Its almost one or one & half month I wrote so many blogs (here so many means just 4-6, that is so many for me) & then delete them without even publish them, its just like you make cocktail for yourself, you put lots of Vodka, lots of crushed quarter lemons, bit of sugar & mug full of crushed ice & then after investing so much efforts into it you throw it in waste bin, nor you taste it neither you gave it to anybody to get some reactions on it.

I wrote about my boring 10 to 6 office life (here I wrote 10 to 6 coz its look gud & goes with the flow, else my ofc. life starts from 9.30 AM & goes up to midnight sometime) the only motivation I get is from my neighborhood office where Ms. Shipra is working as a senior visualizer in an Architect firm, now you now from where I got motivation to wake up latest by 7 AM & drive 35 Kms to reach office by 9.30.

Another blog I wrote about 12th July 2010 rain (Exactly 38 Min. rain) & my 5 & half hour journey from Noida to rohini sector 13. How I spend 2 Hours in my car on top of ITO bridge. Those unknown yet helpful faces, that voice of RJs about traffic jams in Delhi & a relief in my eyes yup they are talking about me. That sms chat with D, coz of that Delhi CM is alive (Long but funny story, cause if I lost my Patience I definitely kill Delhi CM that night for not repairing Delhi sewage system and cause of that I stuck in long traffic that day :-P). Thank you D.

The another blog I wrote was about Mind & Heart, when they are going parallel but not to same destination, when your mind wants to do salsa & at the same time your heart wants to listen Jagjit Singh, salsa on a ghazal difficult but not impossible. My mind wants to have a glass of wine & my heart want to eat Maa ke haath ka bna baigan ka bharta, And seriously the combination is too deadly, My Soul wont forgive me for even thinking of this deadly combination.

The forth blog I wrote about Me, HDFC Standard Life - Pension Plan & Ms. P.S., Sales Development Manager in HDFC SLIC (Here we assume her as Ms., cause if we assume her as Mrs. then this blog will spit mud on my shareef bacha image). So I met Ms. PS for discussing about my future needs as far as financial stability is concerned coz mine is not a Govt Job, where Govt will pay me even after my retirement. First when I listened the whole plan on phone I was not so much interested in investing in it, But now after meeting Ms. PS I am thinking of putting my money in this plan for my secure future. Is it the excellent last 2.5 Yrs return on investment analysis report that forced me to change my decision or the Trust in HDFC SLIC or the product knowledge of Ms. PS which clarifies all my queries about the ULIP Linked plan or Just Ms. PS done the trick. If the answer is in the last option then I am sure if HDFC SLIC will recruit 100-200 more Ms. PS then they will beat RBI as far as cash flow is concerned.

So I wrote many blogs, But y i delete them, I ask this Q. to myself, but didn't get any answer.

Wait................................

Yet another time I asked Myself this Q. in the mirror, where I can see my image in front of me, But what I saw as a reaction its still that smiley face with no hint of when can i get my answers, should I wait or put all those Q. in bad debt account of my life.............
So Mirror Mirror Plzzzzzzzzzzz tell me the truth....

Saturday, July 24, 2010

mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahi hai khel priye.

"Mushkil hai apna mel priye, Ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
tum MA 1st division ho, Main hua metric phel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahi hai khel priye,

tum fauji afsar ki beti, main to kisaan ka beta hoon,
tum rabadi kheer malai ho, main to sattu sapreta hoon,
tum AC ghar me rahti ho, main ped ke neeche leta hoon,
tum nai maruti lagti ho, main scooter lambreta hoon,
id kadar agar hum chup-chup kar aapas me prem badhayenge,
to ek roz tere daddy amrish puri ban jaayenge,
sab haddi pasli tod mujhe bhijwa denge wo jail priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahi hai khel priye,

tum arab desh ki ghodi ho, main hoon gadhe ki naal priye,
tum diwali ka bonus ho, main bhukhon ki hadtaal priye,
tum heere jadi tashtari ho, main alumunium ki thaal priye,
tum chicken soop biryani ho, main kankad wali daal priye,
tum hiran-chaokhadi bharti ho, main hoon kachue ki chaal priye,
tum chandan-wan ki lakdi ho, main hoon babool ki chaal priye,
main pake aam se latka hoon, mat maaro mujhe gulel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahi hai khel priye,

main shanidev jaisa kuroop, tum komal kanchan kaya ho,
main tan-se man-se kaashi ram, tum maha chanchala maya ho,
tum nirmal paawan ganga ho, main jalta hua patanga hoon,
tum raj ghat ka shanti march, main hindu-muslim danga hoon,
tum ho poonam ka taj mahal, main kali gufa ajanta ki,
tum vardaan vidhata ka, main galti hoon bhagvanta ki,
tum jet vimaan ki shobha ho, main bus ki thelam thel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahi hai khel priye,

tum nai videshi mixi ho, main pathar ka silbatta hoon,
tum AK-santalis jaisi, main ik desi katta hoon,
tum chatur rabadi devi si, main bhola bhala laalu hoon,
tum mukt sherni jangal ki, main chidiyaghar ka bhaloo hoon,
tum vyast sonia gandhi si, main V.P. Singh sa khali hoon,
tum hansi madhuri dixit ki, main policeman ki gaali hoon,
kal jail agar ho jaaye to dilwa dena tum bail priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahi hai khel priye,

main dhaabe ke dhanche jaisa, tum paanch sitara hotel ho,
main mahue ka desi tharra, tum red-label ki botal ho,
tum chitar-haar ka madhur geet, main krishi-darshan ki jhaadi hoon,
tum vishva sundari si kamaal, main teliya chaap kabadi hoon,
tum sony ka mobile ho, main telephone wala hoon chonga,
tum machli mansrover ki, main sagar tat ka hoon ghongha,
dus manzil se gir jaunga, mat aage mujhe dhakel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahi hai khel priye,

tum satta ki maharani ho, main vipaksha ki lachari hoon,
tum mamta-jailalitha si, main kwaran atal-bihari hoon,
tum tendulkar ka shatak priye, main follow-on ki pari hoon,
tum getz, matiz, corolla ho, main leyland ki lorry hoon,
mujhko refree hi rahne do, mat khelo mujhse khel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahi hai khel priye."

Dont know who wrote this, but this is amazing.........